Funny story: the 'autosave' feature of this blog program autosaved right after I accidentally deleted what I had taken three hours to write and was about to publish. I'd like to laugh about it someday, but it can't be today, as today has been set aside for swearing.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. So here goes...
I started another process recently: the process of registering for a Spanish class. Here are the steps:
1. Read the steps
2. Download/Print/Fill out the registration forms from the university's website.
3. Go to the University of Sevilla in person during the designated registration dates/times with your registration forms and a copy of your passport. (M-F from 9 AM to 2 PM and Tuesday and Wednesday from 4-5:30 PM. The registration dates are February 1-15.)
4. Wait in line for your turn to hand in your registration forms and a copy of your passport. You will receive the tuition forms that you take to the bank and a postcard that you hand in to your professor on the first day of class. You will be registered for level one (times and days TBD).
5. Take the online placement exam.
6. Go to the bank and pay tuition.
7. On the 21st of February, go to the University and check the results of your placement exam and the days/times that you have been assigned classes. (Classes start February 22.)
8. Now you will sort of choose your own adventure. If you are happy with the days/times you have been assigned, you just go to class. If you are not happy with the days/times, you must contact the professor of displeasing class and tell him/her you would like to change. Contact the professor of pleasing class to request permission to switch. If permission is granted, buy the appropriate books and attend pleasing class.
I know what you are probably thinking, 'How much is tuition?' Well, it was 265,15€ (as of today, approximately $360.00 for 3.75 months of class). You might also be thinking (as I am) 'Why do you have to go all the way to the University of Sevilla to find out what class you are in?' The answer is simple: because it is easier to print out a sheet of paper and post it on a bulletin board than it is to send out hundreds of e-mails to the people that took the placement test. And really, who uses that 'e-mail' thing these days anyway?
Yet another important question is, 'Why can't you sign up for the class time/days that you prefer right from the get-go?' I haven't figured out the answer to this question yet.
So far I have completed steps 1-6. I took the bus to Sevilla last Tuesday (after morning class) and turned in my forms/passport copy at the Instituto de Idiomas at the University of Sevilla. When it was my turn, I walked up to the window, handed the woman my forms and said, 'Quiero...' (I want...) and the woman finished my sentence with 'to register for Spanish classes' (she said it in perfect Spanish though). Obviously I am making the right move if, after barely uttering one word in Spanish, she could tell I needed help.
In related news, after one week of speaking English (with Mom, Patty and Allison) I am completely inept at understanding and/or speaking Spanish. I don't know what happened. When I went to the bank to pay my tuition, I froze when the lady asked me if I had another copy of the form. And when I went to the other bank to (finally) show them my TIE card (to avoid paying a non-Spanish resident/foreigner fee), I reverted to cavewoman talk when trying to explain that I was just there to show them my card and nothing else. And what happened on
Family Matters (yes,
that Family Matters) when Clarisse and Jose laughed? I have no idea because I couldn't understand what the dubbed voices were saying. Not to mention the fact that I had no idea what Jose and Clarisse were saying to each other. I'll say it again, as I've said it before: I am jealous (and proud) of Clarisse for becoming quite the little Spanish speaker. I am embarrassed at my lack of Spanish abilities. I tell myself that if, after 20 years of trying to achieve something, you are unable to do it, it might be best to move on to something else. The students in the language school are given 5 years (or maybe its 8) to learn English and if they don't pass after that, they are out of luck. Perhaps I just wasn't meant to speak Spanish. I should use my frustration as a motivation, but right now I prefer to have this pity party. These Spanish classes will make me feel better, right?
On a happier note, and without further ado, I would like to unveil the view from my room. Please, do not adjust your set(tings). There are screens on our windows (contrary to whatever they might tell you in the US):
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| The direction I look to see if I'll need sunglasses today. |
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Our neighors airing their (clean) laundry.
Our laundry (garbage, gas, broom and mop)
can be found behind the other windows. |
Now you can quit e-mailing me requesting to see what I see every morning. From now on please print out your your suggestions/comments/complaints and post them on a bulletin board at a designated location within your favorite town. It's all the rage here.